Jonathan Humble, Features Writer
Doggerel For The Discerning: 'My Camel's Name Is Brian'
My Camel's Name Is Brian
My camel's name is Brian;
he lives beside my bed.
He has concerns about the ache I have inside my head.
Not everyone can see him,
as camels go, he's small;
in fact my wife and doctor don't believe he's there at all!
But being empathetic,
dear Brian talks with me;
he tucks me in at bedtime and he makes my morning tea.
In many ways he's perfect,
I only have one grouse;
I do wish he'd stop leaving little piles around the house.
Jonathan Humble's poem is taken from
My Camel’s Name is Brian, which was first published by the Tripe Marketing Board.
More information here: (
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Camels-Name-Brian-Jonathan-Humble/dp/0957314167)